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Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka d. Magnificent Muraco via pinfall after a powerslam.

“Cowboy” Bob Orton d. Koko B. Ware via pinfall after an atomic drop.

MIDNIGHT EXPRESS and King Harley Race d. ROAD WARRIORS and Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase via DQ when a wild brawl erupted – This match barely got started before it all broke down into a wild brawl. It took all the wrestlers in the locker room to separate these six men! When the wrestlers were finally separated, Commissioner Patrick grabbed the mic.

PATRICK: I knew it! I knew it’d end this way! There’s enough bad blood in this ring that I want to end it all at DESTRUCTION! EXPRESS, you’re facing the ROAD WARRIORS for the tag titles. Since you like brawling outside the ring so much, it’s now a HARDCORE TITAN DEATH MATCH!


PATRICK: And Race, I’m beginning to think that you actually can’t win a match unless you have help! So at DESTRUCTION, it’s you and DiBiase one on one in a Steel Cage! There will be a winner!


PATRICK: Oh, and just in case you think you’ll have anyone interfere on your behalf, think again! If anyone interferes in the match, the person they interfere for will LOSE automatically! That’s managers, fellow stablemates, anyone.


PATRICK: And finally, both the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT and WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP matches will have one added stipulation…whoever loses the matches will not receive a title match unless they start at the bottom of the rankings and work their way back up! You lose, it’s back to the bottom rung!


PATRICK: Gentlemen, that’s it. Goodnight!

(Commissioner Patrick storms out of the ring as we…)